switch shifts with someone at work as a favor, the company will not be inconvenienced in any way; get written up.  conclusion: corporate is fucking stupid.

try to switch shifts again as a favor, am unable to follow protocol because of the company; get denied and “talked to”

conclusion: CORPORATE IS FUCKING STUPID.

after work shopping list

• fast learner (white button up, red sweater vest OR large shirt)
• wooden or metal bat (& baseball?)
• gray spray paint, brown spray paint
• craft foam
• athletic tape/hand wrappers
• 99 bananas
• kahlua

DON’T FORGET, SELF

is it normal to be this turned on by face paint　

I’m just so so so so so terrified of losing any of my friends because I don’t know how I got them in the first place

I probably don’t say it enough, but I really treasure you guys

I may never understand why you like me but I will do anything to keep it that way

because you really mean so much to me

really

Someone on facebook just posted a picture of himself with his arm around an attractive blonde lady with the description “me and my cuz ;)”

please tell me that is a typo and you meant to put a colon there

because really

what

Woah I just looked at this bottle of schnapps my aunt gave me and there’s like

gold flakes in it

turns out that’s like this brand’s thing

idk that’s just weird to me

it’s strange because I can look at it objectively and see that my crushing insecurity is completely unreasonable

but that doesn’t stop it from being there

if I think about my life too much I might just give up on it

gotta keep busy